WORM REVAMP SUPREME COMING UP

We’re looking forward to it.. and we’re not looking forward to it.

The Wormhole Coffee (that’s us) will be closing up shop not for a rest, but for a re-do. We love our space, but we’ve been living in it for a couple years, so we’re bringing in an off-planet construction crew that’s been researching hull shapes and such for decades now, anticipating this moment.We’ll leave them to it, for the most part, but here are the things we know: 1. The whole place is going to be torn apart. We’re starting from scratch, especially in respect to our bar. This should increase customer flow because there is essentially none as it stands and it sucks. We’ll push the bar back, have food items and retail at the front. It’ll be easy to come, order, and leave—or stay. Also, there’ll be lovely seating around the entire bar, which, BTW == hyperspatial palette infusion & ecstasy array.

2. The DeLorean is going airborne.

It’ll likely leave its spot in the front window and head up, up and up–seriously, above the bathrooms at the back of the shop. We’ll be reinforcing the supporting wall, obvi, and hoping it’ll end up in full flight mode with some advantageous strokes of lighting falling here and there.

This’ll also open up about ten, count ’em ten, new seats in the front of the shop, the better for you to lounge and laze or have corporate-type meetings or whatever it is that you’re trying to do here.

3. The Custom Espresso Machine Table

One of our ‘Mad Genius’ staffers designed and built our custom espresso machine table. Ice and other extraneous-yet-needed accoutrements will be on-hand, perpetually. Water will flow, efficiency will grow, your drinks will be “Better…Stronger… (and likely) Faster.” Awesome-nova.

4. New and tastier foods.

We’ll have a new line of sandwiches, healthy & completely
tasty OJ, yogurt, and highly-specialized granola.

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All that said, the whole point of the new space will be to make life better for our baristas, allow more room for stretching out to our peoples and to…evolve.  We don’t ever want to tamper with the fact that The Wormhole Coffee is about comfort…a comfy, calming, productive space with couches.  The better for you, and for us. We will continue to alert this planet to our re-opening factoids and keep you updated on the process throughout.

Stay tuned to The Wormhole on Facebook and Twitter, of course. We will also be dispensing data on a new social platform not yet readily available on Earth (besides here) and will let you know about that sometime in the past, but you’ll think it’s the future, and…okay the DeLorean’s working.  Gotta go. But yea, see you again soon.  Thanks for enduring this critical transformation with us!

Our hearts will be with you.

Always.